Model Maniac

Models, I want to look like you.  And always have.  Spare me the Dove-like campaigns that tell us “real women” are soft around the edges.  No! Most of us are a tad chubby because we love butter and prefer cuddles over a jog!  My dear model, I don’t even care if your face is busted and a bridge can fit in between your two front teeth…you’re skinny…really skinny!  And that’s just damn hot! I try to mimic you when I pose for Facebook and chose my outfits, and I promise you, I’ve been trying to lose 10 pounds ever since…FOREVER!

So what the hell is a plus size 14 model doing all over this month’s Vogue?  She’s totally killing my skinny buzz.  But wait, oh my, would you look at that…she’s boosting my size 8 ego.  Thick and sexy? Gianni Versace is definitely rolling in his grave.  Is this permission to embrace my body?


Nope!!!! Don’t think so! Not when you’re competing for sex appeal with ten year old Thylane Loubry Blondeau.  Take a look at these photos from Elle (France).  Feeling like a pedophile? Yeah, me too. That’s kind of the point, because under normal circumstances, ten year old girls don’t give you the “fuck me” eyes!!

 Who’s more sick in the head? Me, little Lolita…or her parents?

Photo credits: Vogue Australia & Elle France